Two Jokes I liked

1.
One Friend to another friend : I was asked a million dollor question. The question was "Who is the most foolish person" I have kicked the prize but did not tell them yours name because you are my best friend.

2.
One coffin-thief was about to die. He told her sons his last wish that after my death do something that people will praise your father (i.e. him).

After his death his sons thought a lot then they have decided not to only steal the coffin of the dead body but the started to beat the dead body and broke all the bones.
People started to say "The father of these sons was better than him" ha...ha...haaa

SCIENTIFIC DEVELOPMENT OF URDU LANGUAGE

It is a matter of wonder that the systematically develpment of the URDU language is done by many europeon countries. Thoug the earlier days Urdu language poet Wali Dakkhani was saying the poetry in Urdu language and it was very famous language at that time but the systematic and scientific look after is done by some Europeon invader nations, like Portugese, French and Englishmen.

Ameer Khusro (1253-1325) Very famous Urdu Poet.

Wali Dakkhani (1664) simple poetry :

Tujh lub ki sifat laal-e-BadakhshaN se kahooN gaa (تجھ لب کی صفت لعل بدخشاں سے کہوں گا)
Jadoo hain tere nain ghazalaN se kahooN gaa(جادو ہیں تیرے نین غزالاں سے کہوں گا)



Muflisi Sub bahaar khOtee hai
Murd kaa Aetbaar khOtee hai
 Urdu Text:
مفلسی سب بہار کھوتی ہے
مرد کا اعتبار کھوتی ہے


The Europeon furnished the Grammar rules and other dictionaries of the Urdu Language. In fact it was done for the learning of the Invaders but it promoted the Urdu very much in a Scientific manner.

Our Children Learn

When we try to teach our children to become a good citizen and good person what we teach them practically when we do not stop on a red light at traffic signals, when we tell our children to tell the caller that told him that I am not at home.